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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:34
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which race of women are the hottest?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Debitis voluptas voluptatem ea sit.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.